High cholesterol is a common health issue in humans, but this may be a good thing after all.If dude were to be put on a supermarket shelf as a food item. The food label will scare grocery shoppers away. Rich in Cholesterol, Saturated Fat, Sugars, Sodium, Caffeine; and low in Protein, Dietary Fiber, Vitamins, and Minerals, dude is the kind of junk food nobody nor alien would sink their teeth into.
But there's still no guarantee that dude wouldn't end up on a dinner plate, for nutritional values in typical food courts and buffets are probably even worse than dude, only a lot tastier.
Dude's high cholesterol level and bad tastes especially probably saved him; so readers please bear with him as this is only his way of survival.
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