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Monday, June 23, 2008

Dude (? - 2008)

Founder of dudepidity.com (that is still under construction) died today. He is survived by his wife, his parents, his elder sister, a younger brother, and many friends who do not bother to make contact.

The exact cause of his death does not concern anyone, but he had been coughing for a few days and nights. He was also sick, tired, and bored - if that will kill anyone.

There will not be any memorial service. His last wish was to get back to work as soon as he died, and reborn as an office ghost.

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