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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Winning Numbers

Numbers are right if they add up.

Numbers are positive if they do not convey negative message.

Numbers are odd if ever they were even.

Numbers are rational to the irrationals.

Numbers are complex when they got changed all the time.

Numbers are real when they are complex.

Numbers are natural when they are really complex.

Numbers are whole when they consume your whole mind.

Numbers are prime when they are the only things on your mind.

No numbers are perfect - not until infinity.

Headcount month, FTE, $, ATD, ETC, EAC, Original budget, Approved, revised, forecast, hours, gap, surplus, rates, ratios, cubicles, hot seats, hot rooms, rooms, parking spot, staff count, moving cost, projects, % complete, start date, end date - all kinds of numbers.

Hope tonight's winning numbers are: 20, 22, 32, 34, 38, and 41.

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