Warning: The following contains language of textuality, ridicule, satire, farce, and surrealism. Viewer discretion is advised.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Here Comes The Ring Again

Here comes the ring again
Calling on my head like a blackberry
Tapping on my head like a mute vibration
I want to email in the opened Pearl
I want to handsfree like drivers do
I want to bluetooth into your smartphone
Is it ringing with you?

So berry talk to me
Like lovers do
Wi-fi with me
Like lovers do
Text to me
Like lovers do

Here comes the ring again
Storming in my head like thundery
Tearing me apart like tele-promotion
Oooooh
I want to hang up the speakerphone
I want to MMS like lovers do
I want to dial into your iphone
Is it 3G or GPRS?

So berry voice to me
Like lovers do
Poker with me
Like lovers do
Thumb to me
Like lovers do

So berry message me
Like lovers do
(here it comes again, Ooooh, Yah...)

Here comes the ring again
Missed call on my cell kills my battery
Falling like a stone like Research In Motion
(here it falls again, here it falls again, ouch)
I want to forward the conference bridge
I want to video like lovers do
I want to zoom in to your browser
Is it EDGE?

Here comes the ring again
Trackball stereo headset and mini-USB
Voicemail overflow like Copperfield illusion
I want to flip open the flash memory
I want to mp3 like lovers do
I want to clip on the microphone
Is it CDMA?

2 comments:

LoRkz said...

I think you should sing it out and record it. Then upload it to FB.

dude said...

May be you sing for me. Need a lady's voice...