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Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Artificial Stupidity: Because Why Should Robots Have All the Fun?

Forget artificial intelligence—let’s dive into artificial stupidity. Meet BlunderBot 3000 and DerpMaster, the shining stars of getting it wrong. From freezing self-checkouts to DuhGPT sending cat food instead of music, these chatbots are a tribute to human error in tech form.

The brilliance? These bots make us feel smarter! Sure, AI can beat humans at chess, but when OopsieAI can’t even tell a banana from a barcode, suddenly we're back in the game. It’s like they’re programmed just to remind us that no one’s perfect—especially not them.

Maybe artificial stupidity is technology’s way of staying humble. After all, a flawless MisCalc would make us look bad. So, for now, we can enjoy outsmarting the robots, one glitch at a time.

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