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Wednesday, September 11, 2024

The Lonely Writer

Ah, the life of a writer—sitting alone in a room, with nothing but a blank page staring back at you, like it’s mocking your very existence. I mean, I get it, the page is empty, I’m empty, we’re all empty here. It’s just me, my thoughts, and an embarrassingly loud inner monologue that sometimes even I wish had a mute button.

It’s funny, though. People think writing is this glamorous thing, like Hemingway with his cigars and whiskey, but in reality? It’s more like staring at a blinking cursor while questioning every life decision that led me to this point. “Am I a genius or just procrastinating? Is this character supposed to be charming or just socially awkward like me? Do I need another coffee or just a nap?” Ah, the big questions.

Loneliness, though, it comes with the territory. Writers need it, but no one told me it would be so… quiet. It’s just me and the weird characters in my head—who, by the way, have a lot more to say than the actual people I know. But here I am, crafting these worlds, writing conversations that never happened, and yet, somehow, I’m still the one who’s alone.

But that’s the thing about writing—it’s the only place where being alone doesn’t feel so lonely. It’s a weird little paradox. Sure, I could socialize, but where’s the fun in that when I can create entire universes from the comfort of my chair (and in my pajamas)? Plus, let’s be honest—half of my “friends” exist only in the pages of my draft anyway. Even if they were occasionally co-created with my trusty AI sidekick. (Thanks, ChatGPT.)

So here I sit, the lonely writer, scribbling away at some genius masterpiece—or a grocery list, depending on the day. Either way, the words are flowing… eventually. And when they do, in that sweet, fleeting moment, it’s like the whole world makes sense. Well, until the next blank page comes along and the cycle starts all over again.

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