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Sunday, September 15, 2024

Friendship Ltd.


Friendship, much like a business, operates on investments—and not every deal is an equal one. Sometimes, you’re a majority shareholder, giving your all, while the other person holds a minority stake, contributing just enough to keep their position.

In the world of Friendship Ltd., you might expect a full return on emotional investment, but beware of the “limited liability” clause. After all, even friendships come with fine print.

Remember: when the balance sheet doesn’t add up, it might be time to diversify your portfolio of pals. And hey, sometimes it’s okay to settle for emotional dividends—just don’t expect an IPO of affection!

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