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Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Torture the Messenger

We’ve all heard it—Don’t Kill the Messenger. Sure, the poor soul isn’t to blame, but it still leaves us wondering, “So what now?” It’s like being told not to use the elevator in a fire with zero alternatives.

If we can’t pin the problem on the messenger, why not torture them just a little? No harm in making sure the bad news comes with a little sting. After all, if they’re the bearer of doom, it’s only fair they feel some heat, right?


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