Here Comes the Ring Again (2024)

(A parody of ‘Here Comes the Rain Again’)

Here comes the ring again,
Buzzing in my head like a smartphone ping,
Tapping on my skull like a silent notification,
I want to email from this cracked screen,
I want to go handsfree like drivers do,
I want to sync into your iPhone,
Is it ringing with you?

So chat with me,
Like lovers do,
Wi-Fi with me,
Like lovers do,
DM me,
Like lovers do.

Here comes the ring again,
Crashing through my brain like a push alert,
Tearing me apart like spam promotion,
Ooooh,
I want to hang up the speakerphone,
I want to FaceTime like lovers do,
I want to swipe into your smartphone,
Is it 5G or LTE?

So buzz me,
Like lovers do,
Stream with me,
Like lovers do,
Text me,
Like lovers do.

Here comes the ring again,
Missed calls draining my battery life,
Falling hard like a dropped AirPod,
Ooooh,
I want to forward this Zoom link,
I want to meme like lovers do,
I want to scroll into your browser,
Is it Wi-Fi 6 or just slow?

So ping me,
Like lovers do,
Snap with me,
Like lovers do,
Thumbs-up me,
Like lovers do.

Here comes the ring again,
Notifications flashing, AirPods synced,
Voicemail piling up like TikTok trends,
I want to flip through these video clips,
I want to stream like lovers do,
I want to clip on the microphone,
Is it USB-C or Lightning?

Here comes the ring again,
Here it comes again, Ooooh, yah…