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Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Reinventing the Wheel: The Genius’ Guide to Wasting Time

Invention is brilliant—reinvention? That’s a whole new level of talent. Enter the COMPLICATE method—Create Obstacles, Make Processes Longer, Ignore Common Alternatives, Totally Exhaust Everyone. Why take the easy, proven route when there’s a perfect opportunity to create chaos?

Some people take joy in breaking down what already works just to rebuild it…slightly worse. Efficiency? That’s for amateurs. Reinventing the wheel is all about making sure that even the simplest solutions become complex, frustrating, and, of course, unnecessarily difficult!

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